While waiting for the doctor the other day with my girls, I had the following conversation:

G: Will she look in my underwear?
M: Yes.
G: Will she pull them over or pull them down?
M: Probably pull them down.
G: I don't like that at all.
J: I think it kind of tickles.

What?!?!?!? Who is this kid? Where did she come from? Tickles? You've got to be kidding me. Wait until your real exam, girl. Then talk to me about tickling. Anybody with me?